Wednesday, February 9

My Tubes Are Plotting Against Me

I was very reluctant to actually go through with the Tube Blowout. I almost cancelled it 42 separate times. I should have gone with instinct on this one.

I won't dwell on the details, which were of course, gorier and more drawn out than Dr. All Business had promised. Suffice it to say approximately a gallon of dye was shot up my nether regions, all because my right tube had a panic attack and absolutely refused to show up. Nothing there a'tall, despite the very determined efforts of a man and his catheter.

So, it's either totally blocked or "spasming" in reaction to the dye. Which of course means I'll have to do this again.

Bollocks.

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